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One night during a
Taekwondo class, a student did not properly
answer up to the instructor, so the instructor
slapped the student. Everyone in the class
gasped. Then the instructor slapped a student
standing next to the first student and said
"There I granted your wish!" The student asked
"Why did you do that?" The instructor replied "
Because, I know that after class you were going
to say to someone 'I wish he had tried that with
me!'"
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One day the devil challenged God to a
Taekwondo tournament. Smiling, God
proclaimed, "You don't have a chance, I
have some of the greatest ancient
Taekkyon masters up here". "Yes",
snickered the devil, "but I have all the
referees down here." |
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After a frustrating class, the instructor
yelled, "All right! All you dummies are
dismissed!" As the rest of the students walked
away, one remained at attention. The instructor
walked over until he was eye to eye with the
student, raising just a single eyebrow. The
students smiled and said, "Sure was a lot of
'em, huh, Sir?" |
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Tommy's dad took him to his first
Taekwondo tournament. Noticing that the
organizers seemed a little shorthanded,
he approached the officials table. "Good
morning," he said to the director. "You
seem to be a little shorthanded. Is
there anything I can do to help?" "Do
you know anything about Taekwondo
sparring?," asked the director. "Sorry,"
Tommy's dad said, "I don't know anything
about sparring." "Great!" said the
director. "We need another referee."
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Question: Why are referees buried 12 feet deep
when they die instead of the normal six feet?
Answer: Because, deep down, they really are fair
and impartial. |
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After being warned for excessive contact
while sparring in class, a visiting
student replied, "I don't have this
problem when I sparred at my school."
The instructor replied, "When you train
at your school, we don't have this
problem either." |
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"Your kicks are like lightening bolts!"
exclaimed the board holder. "You mean
because they're so fast and powerful?" asked the
red belt. "No!" said the board holder, "because
they never strike twice in the same place." |
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